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Here's what $ALTCOIN get can get you.
NEW WHIP
Lamborghini
Pull up to the function in style. Your friends still taking the bus? They're not your friends anymore. There's a reason a bus fits 50 people and a Lambo fits 2.
DAMN
Big Tiddy Waifu
Your crippling social anxiety will come to an end once you start printing. The bitches will know.
MONEEEEEEY
Generational Wealth
You're in the trenches now, but with $ALTCOIN, you'll be able to retire FAST. If you're lucky you'll be able to retire your entire bloodline. Good r/r.
RESPECT
Street Cred
You keep getting spat on by every nigga you pass? Put an end to this! $ALTCOIN can get you OG status on the block.